We're back after the holiday break created by my extended trip to the Iberian Peninsula and wow, I hope you guys missed us because this is one obscenely long episode! Longstanding secrets are revealed at last about things only previously hinted at in Lantern Corpsner so you'd better get ready! What shadowy figure gets pulled screaming into the light? Plus: News on Parade! The thrills of the holiday season! What I did in Spain and Portugal! Dirty jokes heard from old Asian guys! Screaming! The ICL! All that and way more because I'm relying on a somewhat familiar format for the write-up due to having to do it on my phone!