I hope you're all ready for an in-depth examination of our Netflix recommendations because listener 'Handsome' Rob Porter is here to join us! Join us as we investigate the mystery of why Netflix wants everyone to watch The Puffy Chair and I wildly spew venom about the blogosphere/film press trashing John Carter! Seriously, how does a film's budget factor into critiquing a film you haven't seen yet? Trust me, there's plenty of crappy films that cost less than 10 million dollars; seriously, anyone tell me that Paranormal Activity has any more of the depth that people are saying John Carter lacks and isn't just prized because it was so cheap...

Oh right, episode writeup. Anyway, Mass Effect 3 came out and there's some stuff about that both in and out of a new What's 'Appening! Also, get yourselves ready for the long-awaited return of Orccacasterpiece Theater! I guarantee I'll yell about stuff at some point in this episode too and I know you guys always love that.